horny as a dandy

All day at work i was feeling REALLY feeling the after effects of getting some it’s still present now but the tingling in my no no zone has quiet down to a buzz that comes and goes aah the after effects of getting some i swear it’s as good as the actual getting some ; the smiles , the tingling , the all over warmth , the feeling that you’re at the top of the world and everybody around you is a loser who hasn’t gotten some .Oh it’s much better than love much much better . Man i always seem to forget that close minded judgmental fucks are the most amazing lovers ! All those repressed pent up feelings i tell you makes them explode with hunger ! The right amount of aggression with the right amount of tenderness ! Hehe he sort of reminded me of the time i was a kid and i went to this guys house and he showed me his dick and it was OMG HUGE and i freaked out and he started pacing in his room and saying : “I knew this would happen why does this always happen to me ? Why ?? it’s too big it’s too big” . LOL ! And then i ran out of his house okay im lying i walked briskly out . But honestly he was a sweetheart .

Anyway ,a while ago I did the make-him-get-a-boner-while-he-is-in-a-public place /gathering which has to be my favorite thing ever ! anyway most guys like that and think that I’m oh so naughty not that i give a shit about that i only like to do it because it makes me feel powerful and shit i don’t know i don’t know it just feels so good to make men suffer anyway I’ve decided to do it every couple of days cuz it makes moi happy and sadistic and sadism is good in small doses

About us crossing the red line i already regret it because when you cross that line it starts being all about the sex and all you talk about is sex okay it’s nice to talk freely and say you’re horny when you’re horny and curse freely but sometimes you just wanna keep it um nice and simple ? i don’t know maybe its because sometimes i just wanna pretend to be someone else or maybe its because i have to pretend to not know so many things because if i was completely open and admitted to knowing everything then i would be bound to hear : “oh you’ve had a lot of experience.” “or how do you know these things ” and other douchebagerey phrases .

But i was right he’s a lingerer ! and he’s persistent very persistent and he likes my butt and anyone who likes my butt i like him back cuz i love it i love it i love it * smack * moving on sometimes i really wanna talk about this shit to someone but no no I’m better off writing it here it’s better to be safe than sorry i still say it’s not going to last but he makes me feel pretty and sexy and about him being a frequent pauser and close minded and has a doctorate in tefalsef well all i can say is LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE

P.S. this shit has been really bugging me i swear people i cant stop thinking about it there is this woman at work when she talks to me she really gets in my face right into my personal space i cant run away from her she’s in my department i swear people ive been leaving my desk and sitting with the other departments and neglecting my work cuz i cant take it anymore what the fuck do i do there is no tactful way to tell her to back the fuck off and anyway everything shows in my face whether i hate/like/loathe anything in front of me how could she not have noticed that i hate it when she does that how ? how ?!?!