Come on guys , cheer up !

So he does this thing when he’s talking about a lesson he’s learned from life ( OMG KILL ME NOW PLEASE ) he uses this self important voice and gives these long pauses . Why PAUSES Why ? Is it story time ? Am i in KG again? Why are you taking so long ? Why don’t you tell me the lesson you’ve learned without the self important tone and the frequent obnoxious pauses . But no i stand by my decision . I will not break up with him because he uses long pauses. LET’S LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE . YOU KNOW ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE . JUST BEFORE YOU DRAW YOUR TERMINAL BREATH .Okay . Enough of this nonsense . So what if he thinks himself a wise and cynical man who has a lot to offer to hungry young minds <<<< that’s me . He’s not so bad in the looks department . Sort of mediocre but with a nice smile . And he understands me when I’m talking and doesn’t make fun of my Arabic and he finishes MY SENTENCES . That’s something right ? RIGHT ? RIGHT ? RIGHT ! A few years ago i would have dumped his silly ass but these are hard times and hard times call for desperate measures . Really desperate . And sense of humor ? Who needs a sense of humor ! I should be thankful he’s not one of those guys who thinks he has a sense of humor . Think of the Awkward smiles and pretend laughter that i have been saved from ! Yes . And anyway laughing gives you wrinkles ! ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE . And he likes me and thinks I’m pretty ! Isn’t that nice of him ? awwwwwwww . Fuck this shit . This shit isn’t going to last a week . I hope he’s not a lingerer . He’s got lingerer written all over his forehead . ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE .